(Contributing Editor) Born in 1515 to a sheep inseminator named Phil and a street walker named Clarice, Stephanie learned to appreciate the more peculiar things in life. One day she tripped, catching her shoelace on the controls of her home-made time machine and accidentally stranded herself in the early 21st century. In between practicing colloquial American English and rescuing kittens from trees, she enjoys partaking of the more particularly rancid offerings of genre cinema. She also has a lucrative hen-teasing business on the side.

(Co-Editor/Webmaster) Arnold has a real bio up at his website , but you probably want a weird one, so here it is: Robert Jonathan Venderbrook was born in a small shed in 1629 and quickly rose to prominence as one of France’s most insufferable mimes. Fleeing an angry mob in 1662, he changed his name and moved to Baltimore, where he soon found work reading comics for money. He’s also an obsessive collector of movies and spends more money on DVDs than the gross national product of Finland.

(Co-Editor) Andy was born Andrewe Selwyn Ansleigh in 1494 in a small village just outside London. With his wife and six children, he pioneered a method for keeping cheese warm in the summer, which did little to increase his financial stability. Falling through a wormhole into early 21st century America, Andy mourned the loss of his family and the world he knew but discovered that he enjoyed crappy old horror movies and settled in to watch an endless string of them while boarding with the generous but confused Arnold T. Blumberg.