http://www.cinejunkie.com strung out on coffee and weird movies...and loving every minute of it. Fri, 16 Mar 2007 19:31:06 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 3/07 UPDATE: Yeah, yeah, you've heard it all before. Stagnant website promises updates and then disappears again. Well, not us, baby! Arnold and Andy have at long last celebrated the release of their first movie guide book, ZOMBIEMANIA! And although they have another book in the works, there's still time ... http://www.cinejunkie.com/index.php?p=104 IMDB entry Best Line: "Why did you want to destroy me? You love Dr. Death!" Score: Representing the last time that Vincent Price and AIP would collaborate on a horror feature, MADHOUSE is shrouded in what I suppose is an appropriately funereal atmosphere. But it’s more than that – there’s a definite ... http://www.cinejunkie.com/index.php?p=103 IMDB entry Best Line: "Would you like to hear uncle make a noise like a duck?" Score: In their final outing as Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, Basil Rathbone and Nigel Bruce are in fine form matching wits with a femme fatale hell-bent on collecting three nondescript music boxes that may hold ... http://www.cinejunkie.com/index.php?p=102 IMDB entry Best Line: "The needle to the last, eh, Holmes?" Score: The notion of transplanting Sherlock Holmes and his trusty sidekick Dr. Watson from the gaslight era to the present – or from our point of view, the 1940s – is still an odd conceit, but that it worked as well ... http://www.cinejunkie.com/index.php?p=101 IMDB entry Violence/Gore: Good old western-style action. Sex/Nudity: Good old western-style innuendo. Best Line: “You’re a pack of whites breaking a treaty.” Score: Starring Sean Connery and Brigitte Bardot in their prime but never spoken of, SHALAKO insists by its lack of pop culture caché that it’s a dog best left unwatched. Those who ... http://www.cinejunkie.com/index.php?p=100 IMDB entry Violence/Gore: There’s some gunplay and rough-housing, but the worst is kept off screen, with an opening sequence that only suggests one of the Chicago mob boys has just been turned into hot dogs. Sex/Nudity: Copious nudity when Mary Ann offers his girls for sale, and Poppy’s green gown leaves nothing ... http://www.cinejunkie.com/index.php?p=98 IMDB entry Violence/Gore: Some gruesome shots of half-eaten corpses, sore-ridden cannibal mutants moaning and impaling people, and wanton rat-chewing help to punch up the otherwise flat proceedings. Sex/Nudity: Intrepid heroine Pat fends off the violent advances of the cannibal killer, but Alex arrives to save her before things get out of hand. Best ... http://www.cinejunkie.com/index.php?p=96 Otto is on his way... http://www.cinejunkie.com/index.php?p=95 11.16.05 - Ah yes, the sound of crickets Once again I'm back to see if I can keep things ticking over regularly here at the ol' cinejunkie. As we explain on the home page, things have been a bit inactive here for a while as far as updates, but that's because ... http://www.cinejunkie.com/index.php?p=94 PART THE SECOND: More of the Breast of RussCHERRY, HARRY & RAQUEL (1969) stars the great Charles Napier as Harry, a crooked cop living in a desert community. Harry is ordered by a corrupt town official to kill off their competition in the local drug trafficking trade - a person ... http://www.cinejunkie.com/index.php?p=93